1) What does the setting angle of a convict at the gallows?
- Keep your head up!

2) What is the pen differs from the coffin?
- Contribution.
3) What is the difference between an electrician and sapper?
- Both are wrong only once, but still an electrician before his death dances.


4) Who said, never be too careful?
- In-law, closing the coffin shut with mother in law.


5) Mom, what is actually the werewolf?
- Sit quietly, my son's face and hair


6) Small, black knocks the glass pane:
- The child in the oven.


7) Dad, what is it cannibalism?
- I'll explain just kindle a wood in a bath


8) You know what gets a miner after death?
- 3 days off and then back into the earth ....

9) Three guys in a bar umówiło on the bottle. At a table doing premium-each gave after 10 zł. After a while the waiter brings the bottle and says: vodka cost 25 zł, was 5 zł rest, to be fair I take 2 zł and masters gives the 1 zł rest. After a few minutes guests expect: we gave three notes for 10 zł, the waiter gave us a 1 zł so we spent the rest of the 9 zł, three times 9 gives us 27 zł, 2 zł took the waiter ... and where else 1 zł?

10) What have in common drunk woman and Fiat 126P?
- And both shame lead.

11) What is the name of the many chicken broth?
- Broth motherfucker!

12) What is a virgin?
- "A satire on lazy peasants."

13) What does the sandwich to a drunkard?
- I'll be back ...

14) How to end the last episode of radio's novel "The Jeziorany"?
- Look, Marys, at the sky. What a great mushroom ...

15) What is black, hairy and the years between the panties? Boatswain in a storm.

16) What is the 18 cm long, and every woman is happy in his hands? - 100 gold.

17) What is the male differs from the women's garden. That grows in the garden cucumber male and female only grass and the mole hole

18) Why do ants reproduce so quickly? - Because nobody has invented such a small condom

19) Favorite drink Osama Bin Laden? - Double Mannhattan!

20) What is it: wooden pie stuffed with meat?